plot twist: maury is the father.
The day I was born is also called the Second Coming of Satan.
The Illuminati is just a bag of Doritos in...
Let me further explain: The Illuminati’s infamous symbol: ▲ A Dorito: ▲ An Illuminati meeting: ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲ A bag of Doritos: ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
Person: Get a life.
Me: (づ｡◉‿◔｡)づ No. ⊂(｡◉‿◔｡⊂)
alliseeisilluminated replied to your photo: tbh, my new look for the 2012-2013 school year. stahp don’t tell me how to live my life. JUST YOU TRY TO STOP ME. ~
I found out there was an HTML code for the...
ヾ(●☭∇☭●)ﾉ That face looks like it was forced into being happy. Look at its eyes; it looks like it hates its life and is going to commit any day now. Communism: oppressing everyone, even emoticons, since 1917.
This song is WAY too good not to be heard.
twokidsparadise replied to your post: twokidsparadise replied to your photo: This… lol, I told you it was my goal last time we spoke.. I know, lol. I was in a fitting room, saw myself in the mirror, and thought, “Yeah, I’m going to be like Jocelyn and get fit.” haha